lampsarepeopletoo: growlithed: rupindre: lameborghini: petition to stop the use of the word schlong what is schlong with it why cant we all just get aschlong as schlong as we use it in moderation i think we will be okay
the-vashta-nerada: superwhoavengelockandme: the-vashta-nerada: i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going like if i start a show i’m in it until the end in sickness and in health till death or discontinuation do us part man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from BUT Glee oh yeah fuck...
Can we take a moment to appreciate the Owl City...
[death metal scream] GEE GEE GEE GEE BABY BABY BABY
boredhetaliansin221b: jinn0uchi: dendropsyche: OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today so we come across this thing and we discover you can turn it inside out and ITS HELLO KITTY I’M HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE why the fuck you are what you eat
juilan: meladoodle: juilan: My ears. They are ringing. are u gonna answer em I’m gonna fucking murder you
naoren: Okay but You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool
agentbartowski: saderidan: When a character death is so sudden you just sit there in shock for three minutes wondering where the hell that came from
chickensandwich: ferretdog: ruinscape: bondoge: ruinscape: how many orange in florida 99999999 orqange possible more this is the future of tumblr the future is now
slyzor: apple juice
ieatgokudera: EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME
Never quit, never lie, never apologize:... →
embassytown: michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.” like what stupid frenchman saw this: and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON!…
cyberthug13: girl: Hey me: sup girl: sup me: enough small talk
madturbating: THE SUDDEN URGE TO PLAY POKEMON HITS YOU LIKE A BAG OF BRICKS WHEN YOURE LEAST EXPECTING IT
morihearty: it’s the 50th anniversary it’s very dramatic john hurt turns to the camera and says ‘in a land of myth and a time of magic’
the-vashta-nerada: it is the 50th anniversary. clara asks the doctor why he chose the name “the doctor”. john hurt appears out of nowhere and says “the wand chooses the wizard, mr. potter. it’s not always clear why” and turns into the great dragon and flies away the screen turns black that’s the episode
psychoticmist: if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
wishcave: *opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*
seducifer: So you have your villains. And villains that you hate. Villains that you love. The villains that you love to hate and hate to love. THEN THERE’S THIS FUCKER.
californiyeah: what the fuck i wanna go to a school where you can get a 3 on an ap and not be expected to hang your head in shame and cover your face with a paper bag ???? reading thru the whap tag tho like you lucky bastards if i dont get a 5 im literally gonna be ostracized from society oops swiggity swag whats in the bag ding dong you are wrong
luanlegacy: ryannxp: feathers-theangel: musicbeatstherapy: jelee-: rockpapertheodore: tinyspacebabe: ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore you sound fannytroubled a little bootybothered if you ask me someone’s having a little tushytantrum a bit asswounded a tad bumbummed if you ask me analinjury alert